Lola Omotayo-Okoye has come out to say she wants to be a Commission.
Posting on her Instagram, the wife of singer Peter Okoye wrote a long letter to the Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, stating the reasons why she thinks the state needs her help in battling the environmental menace they are currently facing.
“As all know, urinating in public is illegal and not acceptable in most parts of the world but then why should our country be any different and still tolerate this gross behaviour? It is no more a case of an emergency….like u really must go,” the mum of two wrote on her Instagram, adding that the menace is “almost like part of our daily lives.”
She went further to illustrate how people in Lagos continue to render it unclean.
“A gatemanfor example guarding a building or home, sits in front and decides hey, let me take a piss! He whips his “prick” out and proceeds to make it rain on your nicely manicured front garden or onyour fence with no care in the world who sees him,” she said.
Her solution is this: “Unruly penises littering Lagos with urine should be sheared,” and she, gladly can do that job because her ‘OCD is off the chains’. Meaning, she can’t just ignore nonsense.
Though no state in Nigeria has such a weirdly-named ministry, she thinks the Lagos Governor can follow in the footsteps of Gov Rochas Okorochawho recently appointed his sister as the “Commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment’.
Well, she thinks Lagos can do better by appointing her as the ‘Hack-a-Penis’ Commissioner, so she can contribute her quota to the Cleaner Lagos Initiative.